*gets penalty*
“that’s bullshit”
*watches replay*
“.. yeah okay”This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.
(Source: reddit.com)
Anonymous asked:
Can you stop using Bratz Dolls commercials as reaction images please??
I just want to give my whole heart to someone who actually fucking wants it.
The perfect date
You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name.
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger.
some fool: a clock
me, an intellectual: great uncle Charlie, who got blasted right in the face by a big Turkish shell full of mustard gas during WWI
